Cougars, Linxes, and Old Grumpy Bitches/B&B

Today’s episode was hilarious because it had two, count em two, very exciting moments that made me yell at my television screen.

Stephanie was hurling insults at the Logan Linxes yesterday when we left off, and she continued her rant when we started off today. The Linxes stood their ground and Donna even chose to go toe to toe with the big Steph. Brooke politely told Stephanie that she needs to deal with the fact that she and Ridge will end up together. Brooke ran to Ridge and they took a skip or two down memory lane. This too was interrupted by the big Steph, and who ran crying to her Ridgy for comfort. The look on Ridge’s face told me he is just about over Stephanie’s meddling. Riiiiigggghhhhhtttttt.

In the hallway at Forrester, Stephanie and Donna continued their argument. Donna was still dressed in her old fashioned garb from yesterday and she was talking to Marcus when he called her the Queen of Forrester. Stephanie laughed, and spoke to “her majesty” in a condescending tone. Donna spoke to her in an equally sarcastic tone and that was funny in itself. Stephanie got on the elevator and stepped on the long hem line of Donna’s dress. Donna’s face registered shock as she realized what was about to happen, but it was too late. The elevator descended, taking Donna’s dress with it. Hilarious!

Over at Jackie M, Owen and Jackie were looking at the pictures from yesterdays photo shoot and as is their normal routine, started talking sex. Whip interrupted, thank god, telling Jackie she had one more shoot to do. Owen had just been whining about Whip and his damn photo shoots too! Owen asked if he would be used as a pawn, to which Whip laughed him off, saying he wouldn’t be needed. Ouch. Moments later, Jackie came out in her usual disgustingly overbearing Austin Powers like go-go boots and met her new photo partner: A real cougar. The shoot went well, until Whip decided that Jackie needed some champagne to use as a prop. Um. No. Whip scared the hell out of the cougar when he popped the cork and the damn thing went running all over the place. Jackie tried to escape but suddenly ran into a giant, and obvious, piece of wood thus trapping herself inside with the rabid cougar. NICE!

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