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Each month at the 411, we will be posting a little gem entitled Skank of the Month Award. The title pretty much explains it all. We will choose the skankiest, most desperate, and most irritating skank from any one of our favorite shows, no exemptions! Of course, we want to hear from you as well. Who grated your damn nerves the most this most? We would like to know your opinions throughout the month of September so that the award truly goes to the deserving skank. Without further ado, our choice for skank of the month for August, 2009 is:

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Stacy Morasco! Stacy has earned this award over no other as she manipulated, schemed, seduced, lied, stole her way into the pants of Rex Balsam. The problem is, Stacy never got what she was really after, which was Rex’s love and affections. What she did succeed in, however, is burning every bridge she had left in Llanview. The girl doesn’t have a friend, or a sister, to speak of.

Last week Stacy stabbed her sister Gigi in the back one more time with the explosive announcement that she was pregnant with baby-Stax. Gigi and Rex were both devastated, although Rex continued to let Stacy manipulate him by using “his baby” as leverage to get her way. Meanwhile, Rex is busy trying to stake his claim on Gigi as Schyler continues to be her go-to guy.

Stacy lost the baby on Wed. and now we should all brace ourselves for a long drawn out baby drama debacle. This will result in friction between Rex and Gigi, Gigi and Stacy, and Rex and Schyler. Stacy is obviously plotting and scheming to pretend as if she is still pregnant, and Rex will continue to fall for her b.s.

We salute you, Stacy Morasco, as our very first Skank of the Month!