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Poor Schuyler just can’t catch a break! This week, he busts Stacy in her pregnancy lie, when he walks in on some baby pad adjustment action. Stripper Kim will save the day when she convinces Schuyler that the baby is actually his, a result of his drug induced “one night stand” with Stacy the Skank. Even more scandalous, the slutsky twins will also convince Sky to keep his pie hole shut about the whole debacle. In the end, if he stays quiet everyone gets what they want, right? We guess: WRONG! We smell a huge and imminent backfiring of schemes coming!