411 on Soaps

Brittany Snow, 24 ( Susan Lemay, GL / Lily Rhodes, Gossip Girl )

Kerr Smith, 38 ( Ryder Hughes, ATWT / Jack McPhee, Dawson’s Creek )

Brian Heidik, 42 ( Tim Rollins, DAYS / Marlon Bales, Angel Falls )

Finn Carter, 50 ( Sierra Esteban Reyes Montgomery Drake , ATWT )

Lauren Koslow, 57 ( Kate Roberts, DAYS / Lindsey Wells, Y&R / Margo Lynley, B&B )

George Jenesky, 60 ( Nick Corelli, DAYS ) *Now goes by the name Conrad Dunn*

Jaime Lyn Bauer, 61 ( Laura Horton, DAYS / Lorie Brooks, Y&R / Kathy, Knots Landing )

Jeffrey Osborne, 62 ( Himself, Santa Barbara )

Trish Van Devere, 67 ( Meredith Lord Wolek, OLTL / Patti Barron Tate Whiting McCleary, SFT )

Joseph Gallison, 75 ( Dr. Neil Curtis, DAYS / Bill Matthews Jr., Another World / Tom Edwards, OLTL / Steven Cord, Return to Peyton Place )

Joyce Van Patten, 76 ( Janice Turner Hughes, ATWT / Carol Prudy, Desperate Housewives )

Last week was a scandalous week for LA’s finest doctor/fashion designer, but we shouldn’t be surprised. Bridget is half Logan and half Forrester, so she was bound to follow in her family’s footsteps and get her own share of scandals.

The week kicked off with Aggie’s fall down the stairs at the Marone house. After arriving at the hospital, doctor Caspary broke the horrible news to a heartbroken Bridget. If I were Bridget, I’d try a new doctor the next time. For a second Bridget blamed herself for the whole mess with Aggie, but soon did a 180 and put all the blame on Nick, and I think Bridget is right to blame Nick. Yes Bridget went a little too far with Agnes sometimes, but still Nick’s inability to learn from his past was the biggest reason behind all of this.

You’d think that after Nick saw how pissed Bridget was after learning the truth about Agnes and that Nick had been lying to her, that he would learn from that and try not to lie again, but nope not Nick. Just couple of minutes later when Brooke told him about Agnes having feelings for him, his first idea was to lie to Bridget. Nick just needs to grow up and stop going with his “bright” ideas. So hopefully next time he finds two angry women in same room with stairs, he won’t leave them alone…

Devastated and angry Bridget went to Jackie M to get away from Nick and there she found one very hot shoulder to cry on. After filling Owen on what had happened she told him that she didn’t want to see anyone, so he decided to take her to his old beach house to have sometime alone. Meanwhile Nick had called Jackie to the house and told her the news, and I have to say Lesley A. Down rocked in those scenes.

So as Nick was grieving in the boring old school way with his mother, Bridget was grieving in the hot way with her step father-in-law.After realizing what she had done, Bridget wanted to run home and tell Nick the whole truth, but Owen asked her to think about both their marriages and how their loved ones would get hurt if they knew. Classic soap move, Bridget went home to have Nick tell her how much he loves her and so she decided to keep it on the hush.

In the other less scandalous part of LA, after Brooke’s plan to get Ridge to condemn Steffy’s behavior with Bill failed, Steffy went on her next step to clean Forrester Creations of all the Logans and asked Ridge to pull the plug on Hope For The Future campaign and to let Hope focus on school instead. Thankfully it was a very rare occasion and Ridge stood up to Steffyand gave her a firm no with a fatherly speech on the side, and I think for once Ridge actually handled a tough situation right.

Steffy and Marcus went out to Insomnia to celebrate her victory, and talk about coincidences; Hope and Oliver were there as well on a date. Steffy then went on and on telling Marcus how much she hates the Logans. But apparently she and her mother have issues only with the Logan women, because Steffy was more than happy having relationships with not one but two Logan men and Taylor went through all the men of the Logan family…Hypocrite much?!

Kristel

Here at the 411, we have no problems labeling our Skank of the Month. It has recently been brought to our attention that we should feature a skanky man once a month as well. So we introduce to you: The Jackass of the Month! This month, our jackass is Robert Ford, AKA Ford from OLTL. He came to Llanview with one thing on his mind: SEX! Ford managed to get Langston to sleep with him, only to turn around and brag that he had finally gotten a piece of ass. Ford is pretty to look at, but when he opens his mouth, all I hear is: “I am a jackass!” Hee Haw Hee Haw!

LLC Charity Auctions is selling a JoLivia slanket with autographed pictures. The current bid is at $100. Go snatch it up for yourself here!

Thanks be to my girl Chrissie who is always sharing her wonderful internet and television gems with me. Now I can share the very nude Dominic Zamprogna (Dante, GH) with you!

It looks like poor Chloe just cannot catch a damn break! On today’s episode, Daniel realized that Chloe is actually suffering from a hysterical pregnancy. She wanted a baby so bad, Chloe tricked her brain and her body into believing she was with child. Can Chloe handle such a devastating blow?

Jennifer Gee ( Susan Adamson, DAYS ) 27

Paris Hilton ( Kate, The OC ) 29

Joseph Gordon-Levitt ( David Collins, Dark Shadows {90’s version} ) 29

Jason Ritter ( Todd, DAYS ) 30

Kelly Carlson ( Ada, Everwood / Wendi, Melrose Place / Kimber, Nip/Tuck ) 34

Denise Richards ( Robin McGill, Beverly Hills 90210 / Brandi Carson, Melrose Place / Jolene, Sex, Lies & Secrets ) 39

Dominic Purcell ( Lincoln Burrows, Prison Break / Tommy Ravetto, North Shore ) 40

Tuesday Knight ( Val, GH / Joy, 2000 Malibu Road / Stephanie, Gossip Girl ) 41

Lynne Moody ( Florence, GH / Vanessa Markley, Beverly Hills 90210 / Patricia Williams, Knots Landing / Polly Dawson, SOAP ) 60 (met her once, she’s gorgeous)

Don Scardino ( Chris Chapin, Another World / Greg Nelson (temp), AMC / Frank Ryan, Ryan’s Hope / Marty Egan, ATWT / Andy Hurley, Love Is A Many Splendored Thing / Dr. Johnny Fletcher, GL ) 61

Mary Ann Mobley ( Dr. Beth Everdene, Falcon Crest / Jonelle Andrews GH ) 71

Christina Pickles ( Linell Conway, GL / Countess Elena de Poulignac, Another World ) 75

GH actress Rebecca Herbst and husband Michael Saucedo recently announced that they were pregnant with their third baby, prompting fans to wonder if Liz would soon be with child. Wonder no more! According to the newest issue of SID, Liz is knocked up and needs Maury’s digits. Who is the daddy? Lucky or Nikolas? Oy vey!

According to EW, ABC has just informed Ugly Betty producers that the show’s current fourth season will be its last. What’s more, the network has trimmed the show’s episode order from 22 to 20. Read more at SpoilerTV.com

So I happened to not change the channel when Life Unexpected came on last night and I was surprised that I was quickly pulled in. The story revolves around a 15 year old girl who has grown up in foster care and is hoping to be emancipated. In order to do so she must have a signature from both of her biological parents. She seeks out both only to find out that her mother is her favorite radio DJ and her father, while he is seemingly a guy who hasn’t really gotten it together yet, turns out to be a pretty cool guy. The girl, Lux, played by Brittany Robertson (Swingtown) seems to be fairly well adjusted for someone who grew up in the system. Her mother, Cate Cassidy, played by Shiri Appleby (ER), is a local celebrity has she co-hosts the morning radio show with Ryan Thomas, played by Kerr Smith (Recently of Eli Stone but we all know him as Jack McPhee from Dawson’s Creek) who happens to be Cate’s new fiance, while Lux’s father is Nate “Baze” Bazile, a bar owner. Nate and Cate made the infamous mistake of having unprotected sex when they were just 16. Cate became pregnant but Nate never knew it and didn’t know she had the baby and gave it up for adoption. Lux, has never been adopted because, according to her, everyone wants a baby and when she was a baby she had to have several surgeries due to a heart condition and by the time she was better she was 3.  By the end of the episode, Lux has been denied emancipation, her birth parents have reached out to her, and Cate tells her “everything is going to be ok.” Of course we know its not so I have to tune in again next week. Did you watch? What did you think and will you be tuning in again next week? Leave us a comment and let us know!

Thanks for reading and remember, you only have One Life To Live!–Jessica