Here at the 411, we have no problems labeling our Skank of the Month. It has recently been brought to our attention that we should feature a skanky man once a month as well. So we introduce to you: The Jackass of the Month! This month, our jackass is Robert Ford, AKA Ford from OLTL. He came to Llanview with one thing on his mind: SEX! Ford managed to get Langston to sleep with him, only to turn around and brag that he had finally gotten a piece of ass. Ford is pretty to look at, but when he opens his mouth, all I hear is: “I am a jackass!” Hee Haw Hee Haw!