Today we were treated to some serious sexy Jolivia action right from the start. I tuned out when they did their usual pillow talking. After they were dressed, Johnny and Olivia decided they were both famished. Olivia offered to whip something up while Johnny offered to take care of her for once. Johnny picked up a picture of Dante when he was a kid inquired as to who he was. Olivia stated that the boy in the photo was her son, but was quite vague after that. Johnny left on a mission to get food for his beloved. Johnny came back with Chinese food and flowers and Olivia straddled him. Apparently, she wasn’t as hungry as she thought. Don’t they know people are starving in India?
With Alexis under arrest for the car accident, all fingers are pointing to her for Brianna’s murder as well. Robin quickly deduced that the mayor was too tall to have committed the murder and that it would have to have been Alexis or Andrea. I think the answer is quite obvious, isn’t it? I know this is a soap opera and all, but why would the D.A. kill the girlfriend of the Mayor when he has a perfectly good wife who can do it for her (and him)?
Lulu accompanied Dante to the emergency room, where she received a rather cold reception from Epiphany. While they waited for the doctor, Dante spit out a series of continuously cheesy and corny pick-up lines. Lulu pretended to be unamused but she was obviously enjoying a man paying attention to her in Maxie-free zone.
Rebecca and Nikolas went to Jake’s. They played pool and were having a jolly time when they decided to share a dance. Ethan spied the dancing from the stairwell, obviously green with envy. Sadly, only moments before he had been hitting on his brother’s wife, Liz. I am not sure why she was at the bar by her lonesome. I can’t see how you can have girls night without any girls. And does it count as girl night if the other girl is a girl you hate? Regardless, Rebecca tried to sneak Nikolas into the Q mansion for a little “I’m not my dead sister” booty call but Nik’s big ass knocked over a vase and woke Edward up.
Edward came flying out of nowhere and promptly kicked Nikolas out. Nikolas went to the bar and got drunk with Liz. Rebecca stayed back and argued with Edward who threatened her with blackmail if she didn’t play by his rules. Edward went back to bed and a drunk Ethan strolled in, telling Rebecca to get over Nikolas and pronto. He said he wasn’t after the money after all, he wanted Rebecca instead. After some shots of tequila, Nikolas confessed to Liz that he really wanted to kiss her.
Sonny and Claudia had much heart to heart discussion and at the end of the day, told her he wanted her to come home with him when she is released from the hospital. I think Claudia was just as surprised as I was. Not as surprised as Dante, who at the end of today’s eppy, caught his mama getting it on with Johnny. I swear I heard him scream: “My eyes! My eyes!”