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Adam helps Annie through her insecurities.

Brooke promises Adam that she will keep he and Annie’s secret.

JR’s situation is dire.

David has revenge on his mind.

Greenlee takes out her anger on Ryan.

David spies on Annie and Adam.

Liza makes a surprising discover.

Tad gets a ghostly visit from Dixie.

Last week in Pine Valley, JR’s condition worsened and the Chandler family rallied around him. Each member of the Chandler family had their bone marrow tested to see if they were a match for JR. It turns out that arch enemy Annie is a partial match. This week, Annie agrees to be an anonymous donor for JR. Will she actually go through with it? My soap senses are telling me that Asylum Annie will screw this “good” deed up like she does most everything else!

All My Children creator Agnes Nixon is confirming David Canary’s exit in an interview. To see the interview in its entirety, click here.

Annie’s lies always have a way of kicking her in the ass. This time, Annie’s latest lie will turn out to be fact. Next week, she will discover that she truly is with child. Sadly, any moments of bliss will be dashed after Annie suffers a miscarriage. Scott will find Annie lying in a pool of blood. After being she is rushed to the hospital, David will announce that not only did Annie lose the baby, but she is in a coma as well. Annie’s mental state has always been on severely shaky ground. This might be the trauma that will send her over the edge for good.

On today’s episode of AMC, Annie caught a serious case of panickitis. Fearing that Adam would dump her on her ass upon learning about their non-existent baby, Annie decided it was time to fess up. Scott had other plans. Adam, in true soap fashion, walked in on the end of that conversation and began to question what the topic of conversation was all about. Scott averted the truth, appeasing Adam, who left the room. Annie thought long and hard and came up with a plan. She urged Scott to push her down the stairs, thus causing a fake miscarriage that would end her fake pregnancy. Annie asked the wrong guy. Certainly Scott will help her pull off some kind of scheme, but pushing Annie down the stairs most likely isn’t an option. Scott refused Annie’s indecent proposal, for now. We are confident that he will do Annie’s bidding when the time is right.

During today’s episode of AMC, a rather desperate Annie managed to spit out these two words: “I’m pregnant!”. Ok. I am pretty sure that this is NOT really the case. This leads me to the following prediction:

Annie will need to get pregnant fast if she wants to keep Adam and herself out of jail. I’m not sure if Adam is shooting blanks or not, but it would seem more likely than not. Since there is a young and fertile young straggler in the Chandler home in the form of Scott, it appears that Annie has a way out. It’s not a secret that Scott has feelings for Annie and Annie is attracted to him as well. So, it only seems rational that Annie and Scott should do the shag nasty and make that Chandler baby. Now, keeping it just between the two of them will prove to be the challenge as Annie’s schemes have a way of never working out, usually as a result of her own idiocy. Wouldn’t it be great if it turns out that Adam is sterile and can’t have anymore children at all?

Wedding bells will be ringing this week in Pine Valley! Annie and Adam’s canceled wedding will be not so canceled, but have no fear. This wedding will be full of hitches as Adam realizes what really happened to Stuart in the middle of the nups. After collapsing to the floor, Adam will manage to squeeze out the words “I do” in a completely different context to the wedding going on around him. This will prompt Annie to declare herself as Mrs. Adam Chandler. Will it hold up? We think so. Adam most likely will still want to be married to Annie. After all, she was only trying to protect him, right?

AMC fans! Here are a few tidbits to hold you over for a while:

The killer will finally be revealed. I have made several predictions about who I think it is. The latest was either Emma or Adam himself. It’s looking like it may have been Emma after all.

Liza and her not-so pregnancy will be revealed to all when the real mother of Little Stuart rolls through Pine Valley.

Amanda will be forced to move in with David in order to keep Trevor safe. I have a feeling that this move will not be good on her marriage to Jake.

It has been eluded to several times since her “death”, but it seems Greenlee is alive and being kept by David somewhere. It looked like a hospital of some sort to me.

J.R. will be diagnosed with cancer. He and Marissa will keep it a secret from everyone else.

Rumors are swirling that Annie has a bun in her evil oven. Who’s baby is she cooking up? Could it be Adam’s, or some other random Chandler bun in there? (Ahem, Scott. Ahem, J.R.) Who the hell knows. All we know is that this pregnancy is going to blow up Pine Valley. I am willing to bet a Starbucks (and I mean this) that Annie’s baby will be Stuart’s. Just a guess.