411 on Soaps

Our television are filled with vampire based shows like True Blood and Vampire Diaries, and let’s not forget about Twilight! Why not enjoy the fruits of their labors?:

I have recently fallen in love with Damon Salvatore of the Vampire Diaries, played by one Ian Somerhalder. After viewing this, you will too!:

Nick Zano premiered as the newest hottie to move into Melrose Place. Let us examine him closer to see if passes the test:

The last time we saw Aaron Snyder (ATWT), he came back to Oakdale for Holden’s “funeral”. Hopefully, we will see Aaron again before the show ends its run. If we cannot, we can always stare at Aaron’s portrayer Agim Kaba. Enjoy!

Last week on OLTL, Blair and Eli had dirty, semi-rough, but the nevertheless very naughty sex all over the place. A few days later, they did the shag nasty in the court room, and then a day or so after that, all over Bo’s desk. I have to say that Blair and Eli give Todd and Tea a run for their money. Here’s half of why:

During yesterday’s episode of AMC, Greenlee was in the middle of her life altering surgery when I noticed one Timothy Adams (Ex-Casey, Sunset Beach) portraying one of her doctors. This sparked my memories of his hotness. Let us spark yours!

Scott Bailey is now engaged to Adrienne Frantz, who portrays our favorite air head Amber on Young and the Restless. Whether they get married or not still remains to be seen. In the meantime, let’s look at her man:

All My Children’s 40th anniversary eppies were pretty classy. Mark Consuelos did not have very many lines, but seriously, who would have been listening anyway?

Soaps are full of hotties, many whom have featured in this very column. Let’s forget about the Billy Millers, Brandon Beemers, and Steve Burtons for a hot second and focus on some new eye candy, shall we? Let us examine the hotness of one David Gregory, who portrays Ford the Hottie on OLTL. Happy Hot Ass New Year!

In honor of the holidays, I thought it only appropriate to sprinkle a little brown sugar for the holidays….Merry Christmas!