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Fur Coats: The New Shag OLTL

gigirexstaceyOn today’s show, the Super Skank was back at it, trying to convince Rex to sleep with her, again! She delicately laid out a fur coat for them to “shag” on but of course Rex refused. He continued to rip her apart with each word telling her she was “desperate” and “needy”. Stacey told Rex she wanted to hear him say the words (she wanted him to tell her he loved her) and Rex slammed her again telling her that he loved Shane and Gigi. Finally Rex admitted he’d sleep with her but only because he would do anything for Shane. He also stated that he wouldn’t call it “making love” because he’d hate every minute of it. Rex went on to question Stacey as to how she could sleep with someone who doesn’t want her and couldn’t wait for it to be over so they could go and be with the person they really want.¬† That did her in and she finally handed over the bag of blood.

Schuyler caught up with Gigi at the hospital and the two discussed the success of Operation Hoedown Throwdown. Every time Gigi talked about how much she loved Rex Schuyler seemed to check out. I hope they don’t make him be obsessive about her because that is going to be annoying. When Gigi questioned him about what was going on he explained that he had been there for a N/A meeting. He went on to tell her that he talked about her at the meeting which kind of freaked her out. He calmed her down by saying that he talked about her because she is a positive in his life. This prompted her to go on about how great of a friend that he has been to her and then she returned to gushing over Rex. When Rex returned with bag of blood in hand, Schuyler left to find Stacey. He found her in the fur locker laying on the floor in her underwear in the fetal position. He tried to comfort her but that pissed her off. He left without a word.

Bo took a trip down memory lane today and watched video footage of Matthew playing basketball. Nora came in and the two started discussing Matthew’s situation. Nora questioned how she could encourage Matthew to face his challenges when she couldn’t face her own. This led to her forcing Bo to make her watchth the video footage. She asked Bo how he was able to watch and he told her it wasn’t seeing Matthew walk that made him sad, it was the look of happiness on Matthew’s face that did it for him. That is really sad! After talk about research and the surgery, the two talked about Clint and his part in the situation. Bo told Nora he hoped he wasn’t to blame for the tension in her and Clint’s relationship. I say: Just get back together with Bo already!

Matthew and Destiny continued their discussion with Tea today about helping Matthew with the surgery situation. All of their scenes today were outside scenes. I’m cool with that but where the hell were they? Scary warehouses in the background made it seem like they were in the shady part of town. So, the discussion continued and at the ripe age of 15, Matthew uttered the words “yeah I wanna divorce”–Emancipation from parental figures seems to be a new trending topic….Noah on Y&R….and lets not forget that Nathan Scott on One Tree Hill actually went through with it! Tea explained the circumstances and the topic of marriage popped up. Destiny said “Isn’t that what you do? Get people married so they can win court cases?” Hilarious! So then Destiny offered to marry Matthew which stunned him. Everything got thrown out the window but Tea agreed to help in some capacity. Later we saw Bo and Nora get served!

John and Blair broke my heart today. After learning that Blair slept with Todd yet again, John came by to “make sure she was ok” like he always does. The two chatted and Blair asked if he was with Marty now. He, true to John form, said nothing, answering all of Blair’s questions. When she said she’d have her lawyer draw up the anullment¬† papers, John pulled out papers of his own. When she saw them, Blair stated she couldn’t sign them as they were divorce papers. Apparently the two had previously discussed the issue and had agreed on an anullment but John had changed his mind. Blair questioned him asking him if he wanted to have a clean slate and have his first real marriage matter. He told her that she mattered, and that she always would. This brought on the tears. Before leaving, John asked “May I?” and Blair agreed, and they had their final kiss. There was a montage of all of their hotness, and it made me sad. I knew they wouldn’t last, but I really hoped that they would.

At the Buenos Dias, Rachel, Greg, and Shaun were still hanging out, deciding on dinner when one of Rachel’s councilees came in. She talked to Brenden and noticed that something was off and thought maybe he was using drugs again. He insisted he wasn’t and then Greg noticed something wasn’t right either. Brenden had fallen while skateboarding and Greg demanded that he go to the hospital immediately. Once there, Greg threatened the nurse and quickly got to work on Brenden who had some sort of head trauma that needed to be address. Greg then told Rachel to shut up and help him. The nurse got a security guard who was quickly removed by Shuan. Greg saved the day and Brenden will be ok! Things ended with Rachel making googly eyes at Greg. Uh oh!