While Robin is away, Dr. Patrick will get drunk and play, with Dr. Lisa! This week on GH, Dr. Steve runs into a medical crisis and is forced to lift Patrick’s suspension. After Patrick and Lisa perform brain surgery on the cancer stricken Shirley, the dynamic duo will get totally loaded and do the shag nasty. Patrick will instantly regret the tryst and confront Lisa the next day. Sadly, someone is going to be ear jacking and hear the whole thing. It will only be a matter of time before Robin finds out. Things will go from bad to worse when it becomes obvious that Lisa isn’t going to let go of Patrick that easily. Is that boiling rabbit I smell?
Yes the Skank of the Month honors are being doled out again! Although GH’s Dr. Lisa Niles hasn’t done anything straight up skanky yet, we all know its coming. Lisa has her eyes on Dr. Patrick and has tried to liquor him up several times, but to no avail. Therefore, the honor of Skank of the Month for March is Dr. Lisa Niles. May the skank be with you!
Jess and I occasionally watch soaps together via telephone while she as at work and I am sitting on my ass. Over the last few months, one of the things that have caught our attention is eyebrows. The eyebrows of some of the actors and actresses that grace our screens with their presence daily (or not). At this time, here are the top eyebrow offenders:
The problem with Thomas Forrester (B&B) is that as he ages, he becomes more handsome in regards to facial features and physique. However, his bushy caterpillar-like brows are quite the distraction. The boy needs to fork over the $7 to get those bad boys threaded.
It’s not under lock and key that we are not big Mackenzie Browning fans; both Jess and I are quite vocal about how annoying we find her to be. It’s bad enough that we have to look at the “amazing weave that never moves” but those eyebrows could literally be hiding weapons of mass destruction. Hey, Mac was in Darfur.
Rex Balsam (OLTL) has a beautiful chiseled body, this is fact. He is a funny guy who makes mistakes, and a lot of them. Rex tends to blame his faults on other people. This has us wondering who he blames his eyebrows on? Mom or Dad or both, Rex should pull a Matthew Buchanan and sue the hell out of them.
We know we are going to get slammed by GH fans, as they tend to be the most ruthless, but Dr. Patrick Drake also has eyebrows of fury. We must give props where props are due: They are gradually thinning out. However, we are surprised Patrick can do any kind of surgery with all that hair in his eyes.
If we missed somebody, please let us know. We tend to be forgetful!